The doomed phone call came at work - student loans came a knockin' and they weren't just saying what's up. Well, it was more like "Hey what's up - you owe us a ridiculously large sum of money - BUMMER, RIGHT? If you don't give us all of your checking account we'll have to garnish the ol' wages, deadbeat dad style. 'kay thanks! TTFN!" And then I heard that Exxon Mobile was recently granted a magical gift from the courts; they now only have to pay 1/10 of the original sum for damages from the 1989 Alaskan oil spill. Can I please pay one-tenth of my student loan? I didn't hurt anybody, I only went to college.
So I've decided that since I only have a little more than a month left in San Francisco, I'm going to blog the rest of my days here. If I'm not going to be calling anyone and doing nothing except eating ice cream and watching Intervention or on the flipside, having a lot of good times gawking at bay area babes before I leave here and go back to New York, I might as well write about it. Like now, I'm so totes lazy tonight, I'm still hungover and I'm not leaving the house.
Cuz hey! Guess what? It's summer in San Francisco.
Can't you tell?
Today was my one year anniversary at my job, I got a raise and I'm going to call this CAN'T WAIT TO QUIT SUMMER. Oh man wait a minute, so I just started to type youtube into a new tab and the first link that came up was to the video below which I have never seen in my life, therefore Chris has viewed this recently while I was not at home. I admit I was a little nervous when I saw that the video is called Blow Your House but check out the size of that bow!
That beautiful lady in green is just so good it makes me want to learn a dance routine. Tonight might be the night to break out that MTV's The Grind workout vhs tape again...
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I couldn't even finish the video. Jordan watches stuff like that on youtube too.
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