TGIF

A couple of reasons why this week has been a force to be reckoned with:

1. No internet at home all week.

2. I missed The Baggy Pants Debate on Dr. Phil. "Pull your pants up, but don't bring the law down." but I like "Pull your pants down, but don't bring the law up." much better, it fits the way I live more.

3. RAMBO. I haven't laughed so hard, so continuously in I can't remember when. Go see rambo. Good vs. Evil still exists in this world and Evil gets its ass bloodily, brutally kicked! Also worth mentioning - I saw the trailer for a movie coming out called Midnight Meat Train. I'll just let you imagine all the kinds of fun that could be.

4. My new manager told me "Get off your high horse." Had he been known for his unbeatable and light-hearted sense of humor, this would not have been a big deal. Had this not been heard by everyone in the office, prompting co-workers to IM me simultaneously minutes later saying "I can't believe he said that to you!", this would not have been a big deal. Had I actually been on some sort of high horse at my average-wage entry-level boring-ass office job, this would not have been a big deal. But in fact, I am only on a tiny horse and I ride that shit because it is fun. Perhaps if he would have caught me outside of the office, laughing hysterically at something stupid or taking a picture of street puke his high horse comment would have been apropos and I could have said something like "No way! This totally rules!" and then farted above his head and clip-clopped away.

5. Does anyone know who the babe with glasses is at the end of that comcast commercial; the one where the big black dude is money and he's riding on a bicycle down the street saying what's up to everyone? Did I just dream that?